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Oops of the Week: July 4, 2015

After a thorough investigation for this week’s ‘Oops-of-the-Week’, we discovered how to tap into the iPhone’s internal history log of events…here’s what we discovered:

Date: Thursday, July 2, 2015

6:55am – Alarm. Slapped frantically by human operator’s hand repeatedly until alarm was cancelled.

7:00 am – Text messaging, email, Facebook, Snapchat, weather app, traffic app engaged.

7:08 am – Sensors indicate steam from the shower is making our circuits damp but nothing we can’t handle.

7:30 am – Dropped. Hit bed frame and came to rest under edge of bed, stepped on during search, retrieved. Systems shaken but all still functioning properly.

7:45 am – Stuffed into pocket, impact with door on the way out, sat on in the vehicle and finally retrieved only to be dropped into a cup holder. Sensors indicate a possibly harmful moisture level but so far the water level has not breached the back case seam. With all the movement from this vehicle, the situation could become critical any moment. System on high alert.

7:58am – Selfie taken and shared before leaving vehicle. Stuffed into pocket again.

8:02am – Landed on desk unit. Downgraded to normal alert levels. Text messaging, email, Facebook, Snapchat, Instagram engaged. Twelve more selfies taken, one shared.

8:15 am – 11:00 am Text messaging, email, Facebook, Snapchat, Instagram, checked, posts shared, responses given, periodically throughout the morning. One impact with desk top upon appearance of stout human with stern face. Systems mildly shaken, no harm done.

11:15am – Forced again into pocket, moved with human operator to another location. Sensors indicate increased noise level and multiple humans in close proximity. Return to high alert.

11:21am – Impact with table top. Sensors indicate multiple humans near our operator and innumerable potential hazards: moisture, heated sticky substances, instability of table. We have already experienced multiple bumps and one incident of a fall that was too close for comfort. Our sensors tell us we are too near the edge. All indicators point to a solid, firm ground surface. All circuits stay alert! What is our operator thinking?

11:22am – Red alert! Red alert! All circuits and systems – brace for impact!

11:23 am – Came to rest on ground and metal leg. Possibly support for table from which we fell. All systems report no damage. That was a close call – too close. Awaiting retrieval from our operator.

11:28am –  Sensors indicate operator is completely unaware of our demise. Systems remain on high alert.

11:31am – Operator begins frantic movement of all extremities. Brace for possible impact or force!

11:32am – Operator’s foot presses down, effectively bending unit. Systems indicate frame is bent, screen is cracked. Operator finally retrieves unit and returns to office. Operator repeatedly picks up unit and  returns to desk, almost as if human has forgotten damage to unit and has some level of dependency. Sensors indicate operator is becoming more agitated. All systems still on high alert.

2:35pm – Operator engages Siri. “Call Oops Repair.” Duration of call: 1minute, 47 seconds. Operator slides unit gently into pocket and is promptly on the move.

2:51pm – Sensors indicate we have arrived at Oops Repair’s address. Operator has turned unit over to another human. Unit powered down.

3:11pm – Unit powered on. Sensors indicate a repositioned frame and a new front screen have been installed. Even minor harm done from previous impacts seems to be eradicated. Unit returned to operator.

3:12pm – Apple pay engaged. Payment processed.

3:13pm – Human operator has returned to car. Protective barrier has been placed around unit. All systems have returned to normal alert levels.

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Oops of the Week: June 6, 2015

We get a lot of broken phones in here, but this one was a MESSED UP!

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LaeLynne brought us her iPhone 5C and it was so damaged we just HAD to ask!

Would you believe it had been ran over by a car? The phone slipped out of her pocket as she was getting in the car and she didn’t notice it until she was backing out of the driveway and saw something on the ground. So she stopped to see what it was. Of course by then the screen was shattered into oblivion and the home button had even been ripped off… but the phone still worked!

She told Siri to call Oops Repair and sped right over!  We replaced the screen, and the home button in less than an hour!

You can see from her face how happy she was to have her phone back, as good as new!

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Oops of the Week: May 30, 2015

This Oops of the Week features the Samsung Galaxy S5:

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It belongs to a brick mason contractor. Working on the new Market St & Main St buildout in Chattanooga, he climbed the first level of scaffolding when he received a text from his teenage daughter.  It was a picture of her new boyfriend.   He dropped the phone in shock. The S5 fell to the ground (about an 8 ft drop) as our customer dove to try to catch it, barely hanging onto the beam he was standing on. It bounced off his fingertips and crashed onto dirt below, landing face up, still working perfectly – displaying the boyfriend’s picture in bright vivid color!

He groaned at the picture but then breathed a sigh of relief that at least he hadn’t broken his phone as he began to climb down. Once on the ground, he went to retrieve the fly-away phone, only to find that a big black crow was attacking the phone! Talk about ANGRY BIRDS! 😛

(He insisted the bird was attacking the picture of the boyfriend that had still displayed, but we cannot confirm this.) However, it had pecked it’s beak several times into the screen, hence the look of the screen.

We were able to fix the screen, while he waited, in less than 30 minutes, good as new.

While waiting, our customer used his tablet to enroll his daughter into a popular all-girls prep school, here in Chattanooga 🙂 Seems everyone was happy…except maybe the daughter.

Now before you judge this dad as overreacting, here’s the pic his daughter sent:

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Oops of the Week: April 1, 2014

“I’m a sentimental sap that’s all…”

Words from an old-school jazz song a lot of our followers won’t even know. But that’s okay. The point is that we get “old-school” as well as hip and trendy!

Don’t think for a moment with all our talk of the new Apple Watch and iPhone 6 tips that we don’t have a sentimental side that understands those of you who want to hang on to that older iPhone 4! We are ohere for you too when the inevitable happens and it breaks! In fact, this week’s Oops of the Week is this iPhone 4, which took a bit of a beating, shattering the screen and even making a hole in it!

But we fixed it up in 32 minutes, good as new. No need to upgrade just yet! So if you’re one of the many who find Siri a little bit creepy and want to hang on to your older model iPhone, don’t worry! We can help keep you connected with in-stock parts on the “not-so-new-phones” at prices that won’t make you cry!

Oops of the Week: March 21, 2015

This week’s Oops of the Week is this white iPhone 5.

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We didn’t have time to get the back story on how it was broken since it was repaired and ready to go in only NINE MINUTES!!

That’s right, before the owner fixed a cup of coffee and went to sit down, it was done. No time for chit chat!

So what are you waiting on? It’s obviously not us!

Oops of the Week: Feb 28, 2015

The owner of this Oops of the Week is an adventurous thrill-seeker like no other; a storyteller who always has a breath-catching tale of an epic feat to tell!  Videos abound of his courageous ventures and close calls in hiking/climbing rough terrains, intense mud runs, iron man races, and every dangerous sport you can imagine. He is, in short, a beast!

When he brought in his iPhone 6 Plus, totally busted up, we gathered around for what was sure to be a thrilling, audacious narrative of being pushed to the limits and beyond!

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Perhaps he had smashed his phone on the side of the rocks when he lost his footing climbing a dangerous cliff…or had he crashed into a tree when attempting a new flip snowboarding in all the recent snow???

When we ask the question “How did you do this?” he lowered his head a little and spoke sheepishly, as of a man suspected to disappoint with a lame story. He said, “It fell out of my pocket when I was getting in the car and I closed the door on it before I noticed.”

For a man who always has a bold story to tell of epic feats, it was apparent that he himself was disappointed in this story. But…he was not disappointed in the speed and skill with which our Oops Repair technician had his phone fixed up, good as new, in less than 30 minutes.   He was then off to capture his next daring deed!

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Oops of the Week – January 31, 2015

This iPhone 5C was the victim of a “cuteness” accident last week.

The owner was out for her run down by the water front with her Beats earbuds plugged in.  She was jamming out to “This Girl is on Fire” as her iPhone 5C was securely tucked in her arm band. It didn’t take long before she noticed people were looking at her. Thinking that it must be her well-toned body, tanned physique, perfect running form, or her long blonde ponytail swaying as she ran, she whipped her hair a bit, held her chin a little higher, and started running with newfound vigor for her audience. As the run continued, however, the smiles and laughs from both men and women began to trouble her…were they laughing at her rather than admiring her?

She slowed her pace but continued running as she began to make a mental checklist of her apparel placement and choices. She noted nothing out of the norm, so she began to look around to find the source of their now amused looks. That’s when she looked behind her and saw it…the most adorable puppy she had ever seen was running at her heels.

She smiled at the adorable site, but perhaps looking a little too long. As she turned back to face the direction in which she was running, she caught a glimpse of the park bench just as she ran into it, her shin crashing into the seat and her body tumbling across the bench in what seemed to be slow motion.

Embarrassment gripped her as she crashed to the pavement on the other side of the bench, landing directly on her arm where her iPhone was secured.

As she began to take inventory of injuries (other than her pride, of course), the puppy jumped on her lap to playfully and immediately licked her face, instantly helping her forget the scrapes and bruises she had just received.

Unfortunately that adorable puppy could not erase the obliterated screen on her iPhone… but we could!  Only 28 minutes after her arrival, she walked out of our store with her phone as good as new and her new found companion, Trip, at her side!

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Oops of the Week – January 17, 2015

Our customer, Jim, went to the hardware store to do some shopping for home improvements. While in the lumber section, he bent over to see a price on a shelf.  As he did his iPhone 6 slipped out of his shirt pocket and hit the floor. His heart stopped. He picked it up and turned it over…not even a scratch! He slipped it back in his pocket with a mental promise to be more careful.

He moved on to the hardware section, and if can you believe it, he did it again while leaning over to check another price and THUD! His iPhone 6 hits the floor again, harder and louder this time. Cringing, he picked it up again, only to find that it was still perfect! He let out the breath he’d been holding and then, this time, slipped it in his back pocket where it would be safer.

He was then off to the plumbing aisle to check out some fixtures.  He pulled his phone out to take a picture of the one he liked…and it slipped out of his hand, tumbled down the aisle, and landed face down. Knowing his luck has surely run out, he reached to pick it up and turned it over…completely unscathed yet again!! He even chuckled a little bit in disbelief, (as did we at this point)…

With his new formed pride, his “indestructible” iPhone caused a confident strut as he took off to the cash register. While in line, a bombshell blonde stepped in behind him. With a smug confidence that came from escaping certain doom multiple times, he pulled out his sleek and sexy iPhone 6 to impress the damsel and asked the cashier more loudly than necessary “Do you accept ApplePay?” (being sure to turn his body so that lovely lady behind him could see his phone).

As he slid his butter finger across the screen, the iPhone “literally leapt out of my hand,” flew through the air, slid between the beauty’s feet, and stopped just behind her as she stepped back out of the way of the flying phone.

Jim told us: “In the split second that it happened, I saw that my screen was still intact as her high heel boot pressed down into my screen.” The sound of the crunch as the screen broke was quickly drown out by Jim’s own screams as his SuperMan-like confidence met it’s kryptonite of shame.

I’m sure she looked a little less lovely as she handed him his phone back, with a cringe on her face, mouthing silently “Sorry.” Our customer’s pride felt like the tiny shards of glass sprinkling off his phone.

Needless say, he drove directly to Oops Repair, where we had him all fixed up with a new screen in just 24 minutes.  Unfortunately, we don’t know when or if his confidence will recover!

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Oops of the Week: Jan 10, 2015

The Crime: Assault

The Victims: Our customer John and this unlucky iPhone 5S.

The Crime Scene: New Year’s Eve at John’s residence.

The Perpetrator: John’s wife, (5’2”, 110lbs).

The Story: As we understand it, John and his wife, young parents of a beautiful , 9-week old baby boy, had been involved in a discussion in which his wife expressed unhappiness with his attentiveness since the baby had been born. In his statement, John told us, “She kept saying things like ‘you don’t find me attractive anymore’ and crying all the time!” Determined to keep the romance alive, they made a date for New Year’s Eve. But when it was time to go, she didn’t want to leave the baby. John, unmoved in his resolve to sweep her off her feet, said “No problem…we can stay home and have a nice quiet evening at home watching the ball drop alone.” Of course, the baby woke several times, but finally settled to sleep around 10:30pm.

John had planned to capture the wonderful moment of the first kiss of the New Year to commemorate the evening. So still driven to do just that, they snuggled up together to watch the festivities in Times Square with his cell phone lying next to his hand…and quickly they both fell sound asleep.

At 11:59pm, John’s wife was awakened by the loud countdown and, realizing they were about to miss it entirely, she simultaneously elbowed her husband sleeping next to her on the sofa to wake him & began straightening her mussed hair in one swift movement. She described the ‘incident’ as a gentle nudge. He, however, described it as a “full on assault to his ribcage and right lung by her stiletto-like elbow.”

Needless to say, his lightning-fast reaction to the stabbing pain in his side sent his iPhone 5S sailing through the air, crashing into the television screen and breaking the LCD screen on his phone.

We fixed the iPhone in less than 30 minutes. The TV survived unscathed miraculously.

John only had a cracked rib and after he brought home flowers and suggested they watch The Notebook together, his wife was happy.

No arrests were made.

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Oops of the Week: Dec 12, 2014

This iPhone 6 had a nasty fall at the mall. Sneaking to get that perfect shot of little Suzy’s visit with Santa, the owner jerked when she was busted by Santa’s elf trying to take a prohibited picture! The phone hit the floor hard, bounced into Santa’s workshop, and slid to rest…right under Santa’s chair! She took the embarrassing walk to retrieve the phone from its unfortunate resting place as Santa, the elves, and all the other moms and kids in line watching (of course!) only to realize that the screen was as busted as her pride! Thankfully, we were able to replace her screen in 32 minutes and she was back off to her holiday happenings with no one the wiser…except maybe Santa.

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